For the first time in 10 years, I got new glasses!
I think they make me look cool. And smart. And I know lots of people were looking at me like I was cool and smart while we were out to dinner. (Where I had to cut everything up into little bites, because I can’t open my mouth real wide.)
And, they’re stronger than my old glasses and than my contacts, so it’s like WHOA there’s stuff on that sign over there. [You can see how strong the prescription is, because my face is distorted through the lens.]
Also, this confirms my theory that the lighting makes you look better in the bathroom, which is where I took this picture.