(Because he didn’t know who Cristiano Ronaldo or Kaka were.)
Me: Yeah, but you can’t even name a soccer player.
Steve: Pele. And Ronaldo.
Me: Name a soccer player who isn’t retired that isn’t Landon Donovan.
Steve: Ooh, Landon Donovan would have been a good one.
Steve: That kid, Pepe, or whatever.
Steve: Or Jose.
Steve: These are totally soccer players.
Steve: Wait, wait, I got it. Spice Girl’s husband.