When you see that Christian Children’s Fund commercial and the guy is badgering you about the orphan children and he says “they’re too poor for words,” don’t you think ‘shit, someone should buy those kids some words.’
Haven’t you wondered where the blond woman on the View came from? You look around the table and think ok, comedian, comedian, talk show host, barbara walters, then what’s with the blond lady.
Her credentials? She was on Survivor.
Those are also her credentials for hawking some kind of ab machine on the TV right now.
I will keep you updated on my TV watching as I finish this article about flood prevention.