Hey, Yo, Go Over Here Now

I updated all my social media to reflect my last name change (which, by the way, should not be as complicated as Wells Fargo made it) and decided to revise the rest of my ‘online brand’ — that one was just for you Jessica.

This site is now just my professional site more or less. And, I launched a new tumblr blog, As Good as a TV Show, because it’s easier to update with my fancy new phone and will be a place for my brilliant insight and awesome personality.

So, go over there now: As Good as a TV Show.

Another great day.

Yesterday, someone threatened to sue me. For real. Not yelling out a car window, but copying their expensive lawyer on the letter.

I probably shouldn’t say anything about it really. It’s obviously gone above my pay grade at this point, so I’m sure my boss will deal with it. I don’t know protocol when being threatened with legal action, but I know it sort of sucks.

It particularly sucks when it’s totally unexpected and you worked hard to make sure you got things right and 95% of people think you do a really good job.

On the bright side (uh, butterflies, sunshine, smiley face) I’m supposed to get my bike back next week, which I haven’t been able to ride since September. Of course, now I’ve told you that, so it’ll probably be a few more months. I also went for a ride yesterday — on my other bike — and it only sort of, kind of hurt. So. Watch out.

Go to college

So, there was this article in the Wall Street Journal about how college graduates don’t necessarily earn more than non-college graduates. Evidently, the whole ‘college graduates earn $1 million more over their lifetime’ thing is not totally accurate.

And yours truly served as the example in the article of a college grad gone wrong, I suppose:

And just like any investment, there are risks—such as graduating into a deep economic downturn. That’s what happened to Kelly Dunleavy, who graduated in 2007 from the University of California, Berkeley, with $60,000 in loans. She now works as a reporter for a small newspaper in the Bay Area and earns $34,000 a year. Her father is currently paying her $700 monthly loan payments. “It’s harder than what I think I expected it to be,” she says.

Which is true. Those facts are accurate and I did say that. And it’s really her prerogative as a reporter to decide what role she wants to cast me in.

But.

Now that the story is getting reblogged and reblogged, I’m starting to feel like some kind of symbol of why you shouldn’t go to college. Which is dumb.

I do not think I was in any way tricked or misled. (Other than tuition getting hiked up $10K from freshman to senior year, but that was just plain shitty.) I don’t “regret my mistake” or any such nonsense. And no one guaranteed me I would make a ton of money if I went to Cal.

It was my choice to go to Berkeley. I could have gone to Illinois and it would have been cheaper and I would have gotten a ton of scholarship money for staying in state, but I chose to come out here. And it was my choice to earn $34K and work in an industry that people keep swearing is dying — which is also dumb, but a discussion for another day. I majored in International Economics, I could have chosen to go into consulting or banking and made a ton of money and a college degree from Berkeley would have been beneficial in doing so. I know lots of people who did that. I just didn’t really want to. I could have also chosen to join the Peace Corps and made no money. I know lots of people that did that too. I just sort of enjoy indoor plumbing. [On a side note, in studies of the average income of college graduates, do these people factor in at $0?]

There are lots of reasons to go to college and none of them are a guarantee of anything. Graduating from a good school merely offers more options in life, which is all you can really ask for.

A better study than comparing the average incomes of college graduates and non-graduates, would be to look at the top 1 or 5 or 10 percent of income earners — how many of them have college degrees? My guess would be most. Because it’s not an option that is often open to those without a degree.

[Side note, my parents are paying my student loans right now as a gift — which has to do largely with the fact that my family had almost no money when I was growing up and now they want to give me an opportunity to have that choice. So don’t even think about making any nasty comments.]